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9 dirty Irish jokes you can only laugh at if you're over BY: Aidan Lonergan May 30, shares Share this article: No subject is off limits when it comes to Irish gags. Whether it's a funeral wake or a visit to the surgeon, there's never a bad time for a guilty giggle. First guy says measure from the tip of my toe to the end of my finger. So they do and its 73 inches so they pay him $, The second guy does the same and gets paid $, The third guy goes measure from the tip of my penis to the back of my balls. They say OK drop your pants, so he does and they measure. "You have no balls" they say.